ABUELO. I FUCKING LOVE YOU.

dad: *gets mail, comes back with a REALLY HEAVY package*
me: ..? o3o whats in the box?
dad: i dont know, we'll look when we get inside.. *is about ten feet away from the car*
me: *sniffs air* ..THAT CRAZY FUCKING BASTARD.
dad: wha- *is still ten feet away*
me: DAD. SNIFF THE PACKAGE.
dad: *sniff* ..i dont smell anything. o3o
me: MANGOS. FUCKING MANGOS.
dad: ... *rip open corner* ..HOLY FUCKING SHIT
me: I KNOWWWWWW 8DDD FFFF
dad: THIS MUSTVE COST AN ARM AND A LEG FOR YOUR GRANDPARENTS TO SHIP
me: I KNOW BUT AKFHASLDFHAENYCIOAWR MANGOS<333
dad: ..damn your nose really IS sensetive! xD
me: 8D *armflail*
*we get inside and rip open the box, theres fourteen FRESH mangos*
dad:
me: